Contemporary Women\'s Fiction
Will it be Calypso, Honey or Star? Answer these seven questions and face up to the inner you!
Annoying Darling? How can Daddy’s plastic and Mummy’s contacts be anything but a joy.
They are sooo feverishly annoying they make me faint.
I hardly notice they are there actually.
I like really, really, really fit ones.
I don’t give a toss about titles. It’s not about the name on your passport, it’s what you’re about that counts.
Definitely not one of those impoverished European ones with horrible old crumbly castles in places where there are no paparazzi to pap me.
An after show party.
I have it interior designed seasonally of course darling. It’s tres, tres, important to have servant’s bells accessible in every corner in case you have a makeup disaster.
One with a lock on the door.
Punishing Daddy’s plastic is a solemn right of passage for all aspirant It Girls darling.
Doing the K.R. with my posse and trying on loads of feverishly mad clothes and pretending you really, really like them.
Hunting out the latest designer gear and then altering it to my own style.
Sometimes I listen to boy bands.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and don’t like what I see.
I can’t stop fancying boys I really shouldn’t be fancying.
I do this really cool pout thing darling, it’s hard to describe but boys just find it irresistible.
I introduce myself and ask him what sort of music he likes (always a good indicator).
I start blurting away like a mad thing.
Practicing my dance moves in front of the mirror.
Escaping the real world by reading an un-improving book.
Restyling my wardrobe/personalising my look so no one looks like me!
Tyne O’Connell lives alone in a tragically small flat in Mayfair pining for her 15 year-old daughter, muse and consultant, Cordelia, who – like Calypso – attends an all girls’ boarding school. More »
Pulling Princes can be bought atAmazon and other good bookshops.Reviews »
Stealing Princes, the second of the Calypso Chronicles, will be published in July 2005 and can also be ordered fromAmazon.
Dueling Princes, the third book in the Calypso Chronicles series, will be published in hardback in December 2005 and can be pre-ordered fromAmazon.
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